| What Do You Do When... |
[Jan. 5th, 2007|02:43 pm] |
And now it's time for "What Do You Do When" with Matthew Haldeman-Time!
Question:
What do you do when you're in the grocery store, buying granola bars, and you see an unattractive woman in unattractive clothes selecting cans of ravioli?
Choices:
a.) Nothing
b.) Think, "Man, that's one unfortunate-looking woman."
c.) Whisper to your companion, as soon as you're sure that no one else is within earshot, "Did you see that ugly chick buying ravioli? Her shirt was so ugly it mauled my eyeballs."
d.) Approach her and say, "Hi. Listen, you're so ugly that you're ruining my shopping experience, so get out of this store now before I vomit on you."
e.) Hijack the store's loudspeaker and announce to the shoppers/employees at large, "The woman in aisle 5 is so ugly I can't stand it! Look at her! She doesn't even know how to dress!"
Answer:
Choices a, b, and c are normal/acceptable, although a and b are certainly preferable to c. Choices d and e are so bizarrely inappropriate that they are unacceptable. Please behave accordingly. |
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